From working out where babies come from, through who God is, to how everything works, Children Say The Funniest Things. Few things are more amusing than when kids are precocious and try to copy things they've heard adults saying or when they reveal things we older people never would. For example, "Well when my Mom and Dad practice wrestling I get to eat a whole bowl of ice cream and watch whatever movie I want!!!" My son when he was 6: "Dad, can we get a cat?" Me: "Your Mum is allergic to cats, so no." My Son: "When Mum dies can we get a cat?" Me: "Of course" My little cousin pointing at my pregnant belly and asked "Did you eat all the turkey?" I told him it's not a turkey inside, it's a baby inside. Then he asked, "Why did you eat the baby?"